How To Tell If You’re A Racist. A Test.
Elizabeth Grattan

What a fun-looking quiz! I’ll be brave.

  1. No, I know of several.
    Booker T. Washingon, Frederick Douglas, Thomas Sowell, Snoop Dogg, Tupac Shakur, Malcom X, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Barack Obama off the top of my head. Plus I don’t really go around quoting MLK.
  2. No, see above.
  3. No. I’ve never called a WoC “mother of the year.”
  4. Woman of Color?
  5. I’m not sure what you mean by that, but I don’t call them thugs, I just call them blacks (or “dindu nuffins” if I want to be funny) so I guess that’s a “no.”
  6. No, I don’t recall ever doing that. Besides, there’s still quite a bit of slavery still going on in parts of Africa and in Pakistan and other places so it’s far from over.
  7. No, I don’t really bring her up in any discussion. Maybe in a conversation about television.
  8. I don’t understand what you mean by that.
  9. No, I think black culture is s***.
  10. No. Kinda specific, but I never called for an end to violence at all because I don’t want to waste my breath.
  11. Yes, I have. I’m not sure what that has to do with race, but I guess you’re the expert here.
  12. I don’t…what? Uh…no…
  13. No, black people and their violent natures are the cause of the unrest and the riots.
  14. Nope.
  15. No, that’s overdone.
  16. No, black violence against police officers is a pervasive problem.
  17. No.
  18. No, colorblindness is a disability whether you are talking about actual colorblindness or race denial.
  19. No, I don’t have any black friends.
  20. No, see above.

That was fun, but some of the questions could use some clarification — especially the one about Obama being black and historical whatever.

1 ain’t bad. White Privilege, eh? I don’t know how somebody can ‘suffer’ from privilege. It sounds like a good thing to have.

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