NFL Christmas Carols
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Last Christmas I gave you a chance,
but the really next day I just threw it away.
This year, the playoffs are near.
Oh wait, we’re out with no pressure.
Christmas is coming
OBJ is getting mad
Please do put a penny
In the old Eli’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny
Then a touchdown will do
If you haven’t got a touchdown,
OBJ bless you!
Mariota’s on fire,
in his rookie class he’s the shine.
Even Winston’s not bad, he’s fine.
Amari Cooper is running up and down,
while their three teams are out.
Here's a more scientific carol
I'm dreaming of a Watt Christmas,
Of course JJ, I don't want a shock
Electricity is the reason why all roads are bright
even if it's night.
Maybe I was to much physical,
but Cameron Newton could be Isaac.
If only an apple had fallen on his big head he wouldn't had
passed so many big plays.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the ways,
Oh what fun it is to run
The Panthers' winning sleigh.
(And well, the rest of the original song perfectly fits)