Omg! I literally laughed the entire way through this. The best! You Americans have no idea how to vegemite! Haha. The effort though, well Heath Houston I gotta say, committed to the vegemite cause.
As for the jump, holy shiiiiit haha! No other way to face a fear.
Starting my day envisioning your sour face biting into that bread. which, by the way, had waaayy too much vegemite.
As always, such a good read! Big smiles here. You Crack me up. ☺