Since the augmented-reality app debuted last Wednesday it has made people go — to put it in terms Pokéheads will understand — Zubatshit insane. Among Android users, Pokémon Go has already surpassed Tinder — a three-year-old app that is essentially a shortcut to getting laid — in daily active users. A black market of enterprising drivers offering to chauffeur users while they play has already cropped up on Craigslist. The Diglett has become the equivalent of an eggplant emoji. On Sunday, I looked out my window at 10 p.m. and saw three people standing on the sidewalk, their screens all glowing, clearly out for a late night Pokémon stroll. It wasn’t even clear if they knew each other.
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This entire paragraph is brilliant, just brilliant.