I don’t know how to write a poem well,
I had to search online to find a guide,
And if I claim writing these words was hell,
I will have to admit that I have lied.
I cranked this stuff out in five minutes flat,
I really didn’t spend all that much time,
I swear I’m not a verbal acrobat,
I followed sonnet form and I was fine.
Why would I take some time out of my day,
To think, to believe, to wonder, to dream,
When it’s easier to think not, and say,
Some verbal garbage without any theme?
I don’t know why I wrote this piece of shit
I’m barely even fucking literate.