Dear potential employer, you do not fill me with confidence that you know what you are talking about

“MESSAGE FROM JOB POSTER” that does not inspire me with confidence

Getting worn down by HR white noise buzzwords. Hilarious to read requirements that require conflicting frameworks like Angular and jQuery or, my favorite, the employers who want LAMP and Node.js experience. SASS or LESS? Which one are you using? Why haven’t you standardized? Why are you saying the job mainly requires customizing, maintaining and installing Wordpress sites and then saying Drupal is also required further down the page? Suddenly Bootstrap is less in vogue.