Sheriff Arpaio sings “Pardon me, Don”
Harper Thorpe
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How much is that pardon in the window?
The one with Trump’s fine signature
How much is that pardon in the window?
I hope his small hand puts one hure

They say I must spend time in prison
And leave my poor doggie alone
If I call him from a cold cell room
I don’t think he’d answer the phone

How much is that pardon in the window?
Past 80 I’m not very rich

My butt is too flat and too wrinkled

To be pounded like some dude’s white bitch

I read in the papers I’m no good
Say I’m worse than boys-in-the-hood

I have a good friend in high places
He might just do me somethin’ good

I don’t want a Russian hotel room
Nor golden showers after dark
I don’t need a golf course or tower
Or someplace I can leave my mark

How much is that pardon in the window?
I helped him to get to the top
If Donald can get me a reprieval

I’d clean up Trump Towers with a mop

A tip of the hat to Bob Merrill • (How Much Is that Doggie) In the Window Copyright © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc

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