Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read
That pic reminds me of two graffiti wisdoms scribbled on a rest room wall in a now defunct eatery.
#1 Please don’t drop matchsticks into urinal. The fleas are learning to pole vault.
#2 The original graffiti said “Please Flush After Using!”. Someone made a B out of the F in Flush and put a hyphen between the u and s in using forming “Please Blush After You Sing!”.
Of course there was the old one your last paragraph may have been based on…
Here I sit in shit and vapor
Some dirty bastard stole the paper!
(Pardon the French in retelling).