That pic reminds me of two graffiti wisdoms scribbled on a rest room wall in a now defunct eatery.

#1 Please don’t drop matchsticks into urinal. The fleas are learning to pole vault.

#2 The original graffiti said “Please Flush After Using!”. Someone made a B out of the F in Flush and put a hyphen between the u and s in using forming “Please Blush After You Sing!”.

Of course there was the old one your last paragraph may have been based on…

Here I sit in shit and vapor

Some dirty bastard stole the paper!

(Pardon the French in retelling).

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    Rollmeover Intheclover

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