In Series of Bizarre Breakfast Tweets, Trump Rates Favorite Cereal Mascots
Allan Ishac

Trump is an expert on cereals as his wife probably doesn’t cook as well as sleep with him and he can’t hold hired help as they keep quitting or being fired. Like Garfield he’s so grumpy that nothing pleases him except his own reflection, however, only his hairdresser knows for sure.

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