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At first I thought, “Which song is that?” A bad sign, since I’ve listened to Late Registration roughly forty billion times. So I listened to the song, and I vaguely remember it.

Regardless, the premise of this article is statistically false. I double checked my times played logs on iTunes, and the order goes, “Golddigger”, “Gone”, “Heard ’Em Say”, “Crack Music”, then “Celebration”. “Late” is not even in the top twenty (that’s right, it is the least listened to track including skits). Don’t be mad at me, it’s science.

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