WANTED: Well folks, the search is still ongoing for the infamous outlaw who’s feared by none and revered by most. That’s right! Happy D.B. Cooper Day!

Be on the look out today for s middle aged white man, dresses pretty sharp, evidentially wears sunglasses to keep the pencil shavings out of his eyes when drawn, most likely will be wearing an Armani suit, might be sporting a 1970's-80's Velcro style wallet with extremely large (damp/burned) bills inside, his favorite movie is Passenger 57 starring the great Wesley Snipes, and will almost-positively be wearing a very large…unmistakable grin on his face because who wouldn’t be at this stage of the game.

If you have any new information please contact Special Agent Larry Carr of the FBI because he has been heading up this investigation since 2006 and all he has said so far is, “Maybe someone will just remember that odd uncle” which isn’t a good lead generation strategy at all. Throw him a much needed bone if you can please cause he is beyond desperate. However, do not send any pencil drawings of white dudes in sunglasses…that joke sailed years ago.

• Laugh at more jokes and you’ll get a flatter stomach…