What it’s really like to work for a tech giant
Tom Mitchell

Can you turn this into a horror novel? Except in the spirit of things it’d probably be a horror novel app where you periodically input the level of your apathy or impending existential crisis. At one point the coffee machine comes for you in the middle of the night to whisper in your ear, “Tomorrow morning, you’ll be the daily grind, my friend.” This is the real reason why your boss spent $10,000 on a coffee machine: to refresh the ranks. The woman smiling over your shoulder is making eye contract with an actual skateboard, wishing her daily grind was coupled with a sick 1080 kick spin.

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