Dang it! I want to use this in my profile bio!

Some of us may in fact have been eating at the restaurants that you named here for many years now, studiously ignoring the fact that our presence there skews the mean age of the guests. Healthy and easily digestible meals trump personal vanity any day in my book!

Just so you know though, I was fortunate enough to get a heaping scoop of the “I don’t give a toot” attitude adjustment right around my 44th birthday. I consider myself very fortunate to be an early adopter of this carefree lifestyle! :D