Tonsillectomy

Put on these blue socks,
the nurse cannot find your vein,
poke, poke, poke, poke, poke.

Impatient surgeon,
anesthesia time,
I wake up shaking.

Please rate your pain level,
miss allergic-to-latex,
hi Oxycontin.

Throat is a chasm,
I am tired of grape juice,
have to pee, again.

Do you understand?
Nurses should learn sign language.
Oh well, read my lips.

Patient to my right,
I bet you know sign language,
Cochlear Implant man.