Computer Science Help Poem

Dear Aunt Betty,

If your computer breaks,

Turn it off and turn it on again.

If your mouse doesn’t work,

Use the touchpad until Uncle Will gets home.

If the printer is broken,

Take all the paper out,

Then turn it off and turn it on again.

If sticky keys turns itself on,

Just ignore.

Does it really matter if the fonts are ALL comic sans or not?

If the internet won’t work,

Make sure you have wifi enabled to begin with.

Click ‘attach’. It looks like a paper clip.

No, it will not get lost in the email.

If you can’t find it, save it to your desktop.

Facebook and Google are not the same.

If your desktop is full, delete the ones you don’t need.

If you need all of them, wait for Will.

Yes, you can probably play solitaire.

No, I cannot play with you.

Yes, we are paying for that Computer Science degree.

Yes, I am learning things.

Just turn it off and on again, okay?