“i wish i could take u home too boy” sed the boi to the dog “i only ever had a guinea pig before, but he was retarded or something and died”

the dog was mangy and emaciated, but the boi continued petting him. across the street, there was a grl working behind the counter at a tanning salon. she packed a brown bag lunch of string cheese, a ziplock baggie of low calorie cookies and a diet coke

“if you were my dog I would name u terminator” the boi continued “that’s what my guinea pig was called but i…

“the only thing that sux about going to the beach this time of year is that there are no bois” carla sed, although she was secretly glad it was just her and payton. last time she went to the beach, a man offered to pay carla to let him massage her while videotaping it. it was almost enough to stop her from ever returning to the beach.

“ya” sed payton “but we have all summer for bois, today is about us”

“tru” sed carla

despite being alone w her best friend on the beach, carla still felt insecure sitting next…

Mark was the stuff of dreams. Kind, caring, attentive, enough to make all of my friends jealous. But today something happened, something horrible. Something I wouldn’t wish on even my worst enemy. I found out something about Mark that will forever change my opinion about him, and my ability to trust men has been forever shattered.

Shortly after dinner, my best friend Jessica called me and told me she had some information to share with me about Mark. I begged her to just tell me over the phone, but she insisted that it had to be in person. So we…