“i wish i could take u home too boy” sed the boi to the dog “i only ever had a guinea pig before, but he was retarded or something and died”

the dog was mangy and emaciated, but the boi continued petting him. across the street, there was a grl working behind the counter at a tanning salon. she packed a brown bag lunch of string cheese, a ziplock baggie of low calorie cookies and a diet coke

“if you were my dog I would name u terminator” the boi continued “that’s what my guinea pig was called but i think it’s a much better name for a dog”

the boi knew he couldn’t take the dog home because his stepdad would be mad. the boi didn’t like his stepdad, but he took care of his mother who was on a respirator machine due to pulmonary fibrosis

“hollywood tans” sed the grl into the phone “where it’s summer all year long”

“what do you like to eat?” asked the boi “do you eat spiders? I like to eat cheese pizza” the boi was recently transferred to special education classes after submitting a book report on a magazine

the door chimes jingled as arnold entered the tanning salon. “what are you doing here? i thought i told u ur not allowed here nemore” sed the grl

“well mayb if u responded to my txts I wouldn’t have to cum here” replied arnold

the sun was going down and it was getting cold. in the distance the dog noticed something run in to the woods and chased after it “hey, wait! come back!” shouted the boi

that summer, a body was discovered in a dumpster behind the defunct video rental store

the end ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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