So. much. time. on. the. toilet. I made the big move-in about a year ago and it still mystifies me.

If you don’t need to go right away, how is sitting motionless going to help you? Are some men conditioned to respond to minor discomfort in the pelvic region by sitting motionless for hours, the pain intensified by the bite of the toilet seat into their gluteal flesh? Does the presence of internal reproductive organs and the presumed rearrangement of intestines and colons make the bowels of uterus-havers less sensitive? Should EVERYONE do kegels? Inquiring minds non-versed in physiology want to know!