“Very nice!” Draco had just finished watching Borat AND he got some great news. He was going to Australia for exchange.
2 days later.
“Draco, wake up” Malfoy heard these words and thought he was dreaming about Slavoj Zizek, it was actually his WizGlider dormie Slarvon.
“Ugh, Slarvon, I was dreaming about Zizek. He’s my second favourite slashie.” Draco complained.
“Ahhhhhhh…..” Draco yawned himself awake. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Crab was lightly snoring in the dorm bed next to him. (In case you forgot Crabbe didnt go to Drao’s college. He was…