Malfoy in College 4: Australian Exchange
“Very nice!” Draco had just finished watching Borat AND he got some great news. He was going to Australia for exchange.
2 days later.
*cough cough* Draco had just been through that thing which teleports you in the movie. I can’t remember exactly what it was but i think it was called flu or something like that and was in a fireplace. Direct message me if you have any more information.
Wow, Australia.
Draco was just settling into his new dorm room at his Australian wizard exchange university called Dave’s Technical Wizard Tuition. Australia was just like the UK except the hippogriffs had pouches.*
There was a knock on the boor. “bru-brum bru-brum boom boom”
In walked an ethereal figure. Very muscular, yet refined and elegant. He smelled really good and was attractive and was so smart.
“Greetings. My name is Airyeon Zen. You must be Draco. Draco Malfoy. I’ve heard about you and seen you in the Harry Potter documentaries and non-fictional books**. But also, in the much more well written and inspiring ‘Malfoy in College’.” The figure Airyeon said.
“Woah Airyeon Zen. You were the half-time commentator of that internationally renowned quidditch match between Lillypoodel and Sydney Magic. It was really phenomenal ground-breaking art for any genre and was so funny too. Anyone who didn’t get it and hated on you is an idiot and any supporter of you is smarter than if all the professors at Hogwarts combined their brains. You are the only person who deserves yes-men around you all the time and it would not get to your head cos any of ego you have is warranted.”
“Thanks.” Said Airyeon.
Draco continued “It was a travesty that they didn’t give you an artists lanyard when you performed at the 3 day Australian Wizard Music festival Wonder in the Park. You deserve to hang out in the musicians bar and they let ‘journalists’ from WizzFeed, Wizard Junkee and Wizard Pedestrian into that bar and you are much more talented than them and you deserved to hang out with the bands, singers and rappers too.”
Aaron nodded once.
“Anyway” Draco continued “I just wanted to know how you started in comedy. I want to give it a go and my friend Crabbe thinks im really funny and would be really good at it.”
Airyeon looks at the camera as he rolls his eyes and the theme music plays. This always happens.
*Line provided by Sam Campbell. (sure there are ghosts in the wizard world but i will never have a ghost writer -the author)
**Yes I know Harry Potter is fictional but in this world it is not.
