Malfoy in College Episode 3: Draco and the Public Shaming

Aaron Chen
Jul 28, 2017 · 2 min read

“Ahhhhhhh…..” Draco yawned himself awake. It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and Crab was lightly snoring in the dorm bed next to him. (In case you forgot Crabbe didnt go to Drao’s college. He was just visiting because Draco’s normal dorm buddy was expelled from the college and had to go back to Croatia because he stabbed the dean in the eye with a protractor using magic, things would be ok for Slarvon though, he was a very good Wiz Glider and signed with ironic Wiz Gliding label “Cucc Magik”.) Draco rolled over and picked up his Magic Phone 12. “AHHHHHHH!” He screamed.

12 HOURS EARLIER

Crabbe said “Oi malfoy! drink this!”

Malfoy hesitated. He’d already had 8 margarines (this was the college word for Hard Butterbeers which were 12% alcohol).

“No, crabbe. I shan’t think so. I’ve already had 8 margarines. And in case you don’t know, that’s the word used at our college to refer to Hard Butterbeers.” Malfoy replied.

Crab handed him the shot of Wizard Fizz and said “Drink it or you’re a pussy!”

‘Wow,’ Malfoy thought, ‘I guess a culture of college toxic masculinity exists even in a magical world.’

Draco had become a feminist since leaving Hogwarts.

“OK. I’ll drink it.” He drank it. OMG he thought. Soon he started to take so many pictures on his phone and posting them onto WizardWorld.com

All of them were pretty OK and just party pics but then he passed out.

Back to present time

A very racist post was on his timeline. He thought, “I don’t think i posted this! Maybe Crabbe did or Goyle! I mean, I do hold these racist beliefs but I would never post about them publicly.” He was so confused.

A torrent of very hateful things was said about him and to him. In a matter of hours he felt like his life was ruined. News articles were written about him and even Potter levelled in on the argument.

@HarryPotter says: “Yeah this is a classic Malfoy move. He’s a turd now and he was a turd when i was studying with him at Hogwarts.”

In his mind Draco had already made peace with Potter. He was the popular guy that got to go on adventures. He vilified Draco all the time and was lauded a hero by his peers when really he was just more liked and had broader appeal. Yikes. Well this really pissed Draco off.

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