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Aaron Chown

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When in Rome is a collection of warped, wacky, and sincere stories and humour pieces that dive into the absurdity of life.

2024

Stories

Pinned

Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Thinks You Ought To Be A Bit Less Judgy About Its Diet

Just let a Lepidoptera eat, will you? I don’t make you feel bad about the garbage you stuff in your face.

Oct 18

Food eaten by the caterpillar in the book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Oct 18

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Aaron Chown
in
Slackjaw

When I Take Off My Sunglasses Slowly And Dramatically, I Mean Business

Here. We. Go.

Sep 29

Man looking up from the bottom of a stairwell looking cool in sunglasses.

Sep 29

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Aaron Chown
in
Slackjaw

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For You

At the First National Bank of Mattresses, we store your money under a mattress so you don’t have to

Sep 2

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For You

Sep 2

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Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

You Don’t Know Me, But I Know You Because of All Your Personal Data That’s Been Collected and Sold…

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Jul 8

You Don’t Know Me, But I Know You Because of All Your Personal Data That’s Been Collected and Sold…

Jul 8

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Aaron Chown
in
Frazzled

What Do You Mean I’m Fired, My Mom Says I’m Doing a Great Job!

Funny prank, guys!

Jun 26

Photo of man in a blue dress shirt carrying a cardboard box full of items from an office. Someone else’s hand making a gesture indicating “get out” is visible on the right side of the photo.

Jun 26

Aaron Chown
in
The Haven

Glengarry Glen Ross Geller

Unagi!

Oct 27

Ross Geller holding two fingers to his temple, doing his unagi thing.

Oct 27

Aaron Chown
in
MuddyUm

Real-life Instructions For How To Build An IKEA Bookshelf

Good luck with that

Oct 4

Cracking open a beer bottle

Oct 4

Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I Made It to the End of the Rainbow and Can’t Wait to Tell Everyone About It

I’m kind of a big deal

Sep 19

This image features a man standing in a stream with his arms wide open towards a rainbow in the distance

Sep 19

Aaron Chown
in
Frazzled

Boy Scout Badges If My Kids Were in Charge

Do you have what it takes to earn them all?

Sep 11

Cartoonish drawing of a badge with moutains, a tent, and a river set on a light yellow background.

Sep 11

Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Big news team! After 120 years, we’re putting the coke back in Coca-Cola.

This will not be another New Coke fiasco.

Sep 3

Big news team! After 120 years, we’re putting the coke back in Coca-Cola.

Sep 3

Aaron Chown

Aaron Chown

Book Author

I think I'm funny. My kids aren't so sure. Either way, I wrote a book of funny things https://amzn.to/3WhlSdZ

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