PinnedAaron ChowninSlackjawIf You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For YouAt the First National Bank of Mattresses, we store your money under a mattress so you don’t have toSep 21Sep 21
PinnedAaron ChowninJane Austen’s WastebasketYou Don’t Know Me, But I Know You Because of All Your Personal Data That’s Been Collected and Sold…I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendshipJul 832Jul 832
PinnedAaron ChowninFrazzledWhat Do You Mean I’m Fired, My Mom Says I’m Doing a Great Job!Funny prank, guys!Jun 2621Jun 2621
Aaron ChowninJane Austen’s WastebasketBig news team! After 120 years, we’re putting the coke back in Coca-Cola.This will not be another New Coke fiasco.Sep 3Sep 3
Aaron ChowninFrazzledWe Need to Talk About the C- You Gave My Son on the Project I Absolutely Did Not Do for HimI just drank wine and observedAug 2933Aug 2933
Aaron ChowninJane Austen’s WastebasketNew Business Opportunity on Earth: Open a Church Today and Earn Big Returns Immediately!Come work for the big guyAug 11Aug 11
Aaron ChowninMuddyUmI Have Become One With My Birkenstocks and SocksI am them, they are me, we are one.Jul 1217Jul 1217
Aaron ChowninFunny, Inc.Congratulations, you all won the same award, a participation ribbonYou’re all equal opportunity winners today.Jul 111Jul 111
Aaron ChowninFrazzledI Am a Complete Failure as a Father if I Can’t Teach My 1-Year-Old Son How To Tie a TieThis is a real knotty predicamentJun 2111Jun 2111
Aaron ChownI am your Netflix algorithm, and if you don’t start watching my recommendations, it’s over for meHelp an algorithm out and click on somethingJun 20Jun 20