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When in Rome is a collection of warped, wacky, and sincere stories and humour pieces that dive into the absurdity of life.

2024

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Aaron Chown
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Slackjaw

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For You

At the First National Bank of Mattresses, we store your money under a mattress so you don’t have to

Sep 2

If You’ve Ever Wanted To Store All Your Money Under A Mattress, We’re The Bank For You

Sep 2

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Aaron Chown
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

You Don’t Know Me, But I Know You Because of All Your Personal Data That’s Been Collected and Sold…

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Jul 8

You Don’t Know Me, But I Know You Because of All Your Personal Data That’s Been Collected and Sold…

Jul 8

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Aaron Chown
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Frazzled

What Do You Mean I’m Fired, My Mom Says I’m Doing a Great Job!

Funny prank, guys!

Jun 26

Photo of man in a blue dress shirt carrying a cardboard box full of items from an office. Someone else’s hand making a gesture indicating “get out” is visible on the right side of the photo.

Jun 26

Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Big news team! After 120 years, we’re putting the coke back in Coca-Cola.

This will not be another New Coke fiasco.

Sep 3

Big news team! After 120 years, we’re putting the coke back in Coca-Cola.

Sep 3

Aaron Chown
in
Frazzled

We Need to Talk About the C- You Gave My Son on the Project I Absolutely Did Not Do for Him

I just drank wine and observed

Aug 29

The image shows a depiction of the solar system with the Sun on the left, followed by all the planets arranged in order of their distance from the Sun. The planets, from left to right, are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune. The background is black, highlighting the bright colors of the Sun and planets.

Aug 29

Aaron Chown
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

New Business Opportunity on Earth: Open a Church Today and Earn Big Returns Immediately!

Come work for the big guy

Aug 1

New Business Opportunity on Earth: Open a Church Today and Earn Big Returns Immediately!

Aug 1

Aaron Chown
in
MuddyUm

I Have Become One With My Birkenstocks and Socks

I am them, they are me, we are one.

Jul 12

Birkenstocks with socks

Jul 12

Aaron Chown
in
Funny, Inc.

Congratulations, you all won the same award, a participation ribbon

You’re all equal opportunity winners today.

Jul 11

Congratulations, you all won the same award, a participation ribbon

Jul 11

Aaron Chown
in
Frazzled

I Am a Complete Failure as a Father if I Can’t Teach My 1-Year-Old Son How To Tie a Tie

This is a real knotty predicament

Jun 21

Image of a toddler walking on pavement wearing a pinkish-red necktie, dress shirt, and pants. A thought bubble above the baby’s head contains text reading, “This is a clip-on… my dad has failed me.”

Jun 21

Aaron Chown

I am your Netflix algorithm, and if you don’t start watching my recommendations, it’s over for me

Help an algorithm out and click on something

Jun 20

I am your Netflix algorithm, and if you don’t start watching my recommendations, it’s over for me

Jun 20

Aaron Chown

Aaron Chown

Book Author

I think I'm funny. My kids aren't so sure. Either way, I wrote a book of funny things https://amzn.to/3WhlSdZ

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