This Week in C Words
Charming tan charlatan parading down the main street
Checks bounced n’ we ate pasta and oatmeal for a week
Charizard used flare blitz incites super effective display
Champions of Americana piñata made from papier-mâché
Clouds never part for the too young a lifetime of grey
Churro roll stick em up pow pow thought it was an automatic clip
Cops off the hook because of the color they mistook
Crazed kids match sticks acting got something to say
Chorizo ground up hot water you are encased in intestine
Car can’t pass inspection can’t get no satisfaction
Claims benediction but really needs benefaction (hallelujah)
Calls long distance random numbers hoping someone picks up
Credit cards denied don’t accept your kind here dear
Cable news #Facts And Friends studies show opinions anger
Corporation data collection knows more about you than your mother
Competence at an all time low confidence greatest ever ever ever
Crony kleptos caught the big one now build stadiums in their home town
Conspiring Soros a million migrants flush with a 1,000 Euros
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