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Apr 15

Have You Heard This: Bachelor Party Pooper with Blake Wexler (Podcast)

In the latest episode of the Have You Heard This podcast I talk to comedian Blake Wexler about how bachelor parties aren’t really either of our cups of tea. In the bonus episode, available now on Patreon, we discuss how sports teams can tank a few seasons to rebuild their team, and how you should be able to do that for your own life. https://open.spotify.com/episode/3q2NVTIyqWIWup93RkljSr?si=BamBuX0xRF6v4NkudkEZbA

Comedy

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Have You Heard This: Bachelor Party Pooper with Blake Wexler (Podcast)
Have You Heard This: Bachelor Party Pooper with Blake Wexler (Podcast)

Have You Heard This: Bachelor Party Pooper with Blake Wexler (Podcast)

In the latest episode of the Have You Heard This podcast I talk to comedian Blake Wexler about how bachelor parties aren’t really either of our cups of tea.

In the bonus episode, available now on Patreon, we discuss how sports teams can tank a few seasons to rebuild their team, and how you should be able to do that for your own life.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3q2NVTIyqWIWup93RkljSr?si=BamBuX0xRF6v4NkudkEZbA

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Feb 16

The Phoenix Suns are Clutch and they Know It — Which Could Be the Key to a Title

According to Empire of the Suns reporter Kellan Olson, during a timeout with 4:55 left in the Phoenix Suns’ 103–96 victory over the LA Clippers Devin Booker told his teammates “Aight, under 5 minutes. Y’all know what time it is.” Booker is referring to clutch time, defined as a game…

3 min read


Feb 16

Zion Williamson Could Require a Second Surgery — What should the Pelicans Do?

Zion Willamson hasn’t suited up in a game for the New Orleans Pelicans since May 2021. If new reports are true, it may be quite a bit longer until we see the budding superstar on the court again. A report from Christian Clark of NOLA.com states that Williamson began feeling…

4 min read


Feb 16

Ben Simmons’ Mental Health Should Not be up for Debate

After last week’s blockbuster trade deadline swap between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Brooklyn Nets shook up the NBA Ben Simmons finally has a new home. …

4 min read


Oct 20, 2021

I Watched a Movie: Punch Drunk Love

I do a podcast about movies with my friend Stephanie Mickus. Sometimes, I’ll have more thoughts about the movie after we’re done podcasting about it. This is where I will put those thoughts. I first watched Punch Drunk Love a little over ten years ago when my girlfriend at the…

Movies

4 min read

I Watched a Movie: Punch Drunk Love
I Watched a Movie: Punch Drunk Love

Published in Holding Court

·Nov 17, 2017

Have We Reached Peak Joel Embiid?

And If So, What Does That Mean? — Joel Embiid has been one of the most talked about players among NBA nerds for a while. His performance in Wednesday night’s nationally televised game against the Lakers — 46 points (on 20 shots!), …

NBA

7 min read

Have We Reached Peak Joel Embiid?
Have We Reached Peak Joel Embiid?

Nov 2, 2017

I Rewrote the End of Split a Buncha Times

I just watched the movie Split. You know, this one. I liked it. I thought it was pretty good. I really liked the twist that (spoiler alert) the movie is a low-key sequel to Unbreakable. Or, takes place in the same world as Unbreakable. Or, whatever the fuck. But…

Movies

6 min read

I Rewrote the End of Split a Buncha Times
I Rewrote the End of Split a Buncha Times

Published in Holding Court

·Jun 9, 2017

The Fix Is In: No More Max Contracts

I love the NBA. You love the NBA. You don’t? Stop reading then, dummy. Anyways, the league is in a great place right now, in terms of talent, popularity, and level of play, but that doesn’t stop it from being plagued with issues like “Super-teams” and “Tanking” and “Hack-a-Shaqs” (it…

NBA

8 min read

The Fix Is In: No More Max Contracts
The Fix Is In: No More Max Contracts

Published in Holding Court

·Apr 13, 2017

The NBA MVP Rubric

Deciding a season’s MVP can be…complex. Part of the problem is that the term “Most Valuable Player” is vague and unclear. Is it the best overall player in the game? The best player on the best team? How good does the team have to be? Is it whoever puts up…

NBA

9 min read

The NBA MVP Rubric
The NBA MVP Rubric

Feb 3, 2017

If the government wants to create fear they can take a trip through the hellscape of my mind

Right here in this noggin, Donny — If a government wants total control over their people, a good way to start is getting them to surrender their rights. Getting them to surrender their rights is as easy as conjuring up things for them to be afraid of so they can trade those rights in for security. …

Life

3 min read

If the government wants to create fear they can take a trip through the hellscape of my mind
If the government wants to create fear they can take a trip through the hellscape of my mind
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