I’m not normally a very angry person…but right now the world feels like that kid in the back seat of your car going are we there yet are we there yet?

I want to be like. NO SHUT UP. I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND, WORLD.

But seriously its hard to keep my cool these days…at work if I’m reading something on the news or whatever doing anything…I just want to stand up in the silence of everyone in the office and JUST DRAMATICALLY SCREAM WHYYY

Uhhh…yeah I’m a millennial…so I’m on social media a lot. And every time I see someone end a post with “all lives matter” want to throw my phone into oblivion…but that would cost me a lot of phones.

Calling all lives matter a movement is so offensive to the black lives matter movement…but I’m pretty sure everyone tweeting all lives matter is already sitting at home doing nothing in the world…is so offensive to black people…like what the fuck. And I love the response black people have at this point…they’re just like sit down…but they’re already sitting doing nothing…so

Concert thing…adele concert. Get on my shoulders…no…but you get on my shoulders anyway and obscure my view so I can’t see adele. And then I stab you with an autographed copy of 25.

I’m gay which means I think men are sexy…hey.

the way you straight guys think about girls, I feel towards men. The way you straight ladies feel towards men, I also feel about men…the way you lesbians feel about other women is something I cannot comprehend!!! Like I try to imagine being a female who is attracted to another female and my brain just like what an ostrich does when it hides…I stick my head in a small hole…Uhhh

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