Pee Pee Poo Poo
Pee pee poo poo pee pee pee poo poo.
Doo doo caca. Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Fart in your face. Fart on a car. Fart on a train. Fart up in the sky on a plane. Fart in a bag. Fart in someone else’s face. Fart in my own face.
Poop. Poop. “Poo poo” to some. “Shit” to most.
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure… than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
- Teddy Roosevelt
Dirty brown waste that comes out of your butt and goes into a toilet. Flush it down. Uh oh. Here comes more.
Shit into a toilet and then chase it with some pee. Then go back to pooping. According to a recent poll, America is on board.
Poop is essential. Crud too.
When I go to sleep at night, I dream that I’m being kidnapped by the Crood family from The Croods. They take me into their cave and don’t let me wash up or let me wear shoes. Representatives from Dreamworks have spoken about this publicly.
Go to the bathroom and don’t come out until you’re done.