Aaron’s Arrest Party (special edition)
Aaron’s Party had to convene for a special meeting because Aaron got arrested on July 15, 2017 in Habersham County in Georgia. Get the details here:
Aaron’s mugshot was not great:

“Anyone’s face is a completely unknown mystery.” — Kyle
Madison looks fine:

Aaron made this tweet when he got out of jail:

And he released this statement, which claims that he was not in a car when he and Madison were arrested, and that he was targeted for his celebrity:
Nick’s wife tweeted this, quite shadily:
Aaron also took the time to hash out his relationship to Michael Jackson in the aftermath of the arrest:
Aaron mentions that he’s afraid of flying because he witnessed 9/11 happening in this ET Online interview:
The video that ET Online released is crucial viewing:


He mentions being on pain medication, possibly related to the jaw injury he endured in June, in this now-deleted tweet:

The Talk (like the View but for CBS) covered Aaron’s arrest, and Sharon Osbourne calls Aaron an addict out-of-hand:
Aaron was hurt by this commentary:
The whole fiasco has been an opportunity for a deluge of commentary on Aaron’s body and his relationship to drugs. TBH, at the podcast we don’t think Aaron should be harangued either about his body or his drug use.
Trisha Paytas got in the mix:
We’re worried about Madison somewhat because it seems plausible that Trisha is telling the truth about Aaron body shaming her for being heavy. Here’s Aaron and Madison talking about how they want a future and kids (Aaron says he wants girls):
Also, Aaron does seem to have moved to Florida, where he can be closer to his mom and his niece:
Ok, let’s talk about memes:




Even I was driven to making memes:


Do we believe Aaron?? Is he capable of lying or is he compulsive in his truth-telling? Is this a psy-op? What isn’t Aaron telling us? Tell us in the comments, Aaronators.
What drug was Aaron under the influence of????? We just don’t know!
Fuck cops, fuck drug laws, fuck prisons, fuck judges. Smoke weed every day.
!! MADISON CORNER !!
Big news: Madison’s name is Madison Parker. “Madison” is clearly an important name in Aaron’s life.
Are Aaron and Madison a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde?
“Madison Parker” is also the name of an adult actress, which is perhaps why Madison doesn’t use that name professionally.
Five fast facts about Madison Parker that you need to know:
Ok, the Heavy, your second fact here isn’t true :-/ Print a retraction sweaty :-/
Aaron and Madison were both held on ~$4000 bail, which fucking sucks. Fuck bail.
Make sure to run the VIN on any used car that you buy! Take it from me, Lyle, whom once bought a lemon. https://www.research.com/
Madison is a part of the extremely famous Carter family now. That’s crazy.
!! Aaronator of the Week and Month !!
@juliesexcatgirl made this excellent post in the wake of all the arrest hubub:
Also Aaron has a new music video:
Aaron also has a new song called “Champion” and it’s about his dad.
!! CHANTING CORNER !!
Do you #ChantAlong? Try it…you’ll literally definitely like it. #IChantAlong


“Look at my teeth. Look at my face.” — Aaron Carter (see ET Online interview)



Thanks for listening! Thanks for chanting! Check aaronsparty.com for updates as always. :-)
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