Aaron’s Arrest Party (special edition)

Aaron's Party
Jul 27, 2017 · 5 min read

Aaron’s Party had to convene for a special meeting because Aaron got arrested on July 15, 2017 in Habersham County in Georgia. Get the details here:

Aaron’s mugshot was not great:

this light is not doing Aaron any favors :(

“Anyone’s face is a completely unknown mystery.” — Kyle

Madison looks fine:

Aaron made this tweet when he got out of jail:

And he released this statement, which claims that he was not in a car when he and Madison were arrested, and that he was targeted for his celebrity:

@ me next time, Aaron.

Nick’s wife tweeted this, quite shadily:

Aaron also took the time to hash out his relationship to Michael Jackson in the aftermath of the arrest:

Aaron mentions that he’s afraid of flying because he witnessed 9/11 happening in this ET Online interview:

The video that ET Online released is crucial viewing:

He mentions being on pain medication, possibly related to the jaw injury he endured in June, in this now-deleted tweet:

The Talk (like the View but for CBS) covered Aaron’s arrest, and Sharon Osbourne calls Aaron an addict out-of-hand:

Aaron was hurt by this commentary:

#BodyShamingLawsuit!!

The whole fiasco has been an opportunity for a deluge of commentary on Aaron’s body and his relationship to drugs. TBH, at the podcast we don’t think Aaron should be harangued either about his body or his drug use.

Aaron is an MRA for body shaming :(

Trisha Paytas got in the mix:

#IbelieveTrisha

We’re worried about Madison somewhat because it seems plausible that Trisha is telling the truth about Aaron body shaming her for being heavy. Here’s Aaron and Madison talking about how they want a future and kids (Aaron says he wants girls):

Also, Aaron does seem to have moved to Florida, where he can be closer to his mom and his niece:

Ok, let’s talk about memes:

I never ever thought I’d see Aaron on my band-related meme page.
thanks to @crustyspice for this relatable content, by which I feel attacked
you mean…we’re not the only AC shitposters on the internet anymore??
#FreeAaron #FreeAllPoliticalAarons

Even I was driven to making memes:

follow @althusserswife for more aaron memes i guess

Do we believe Aaron?? Is he capable of lying or is he compulsive in his truth-telling? Is this a psy-op? What isn’t Aaron telling us? Tell us in the comments, Aaronators.

What drug was Aaron under the influence of????? We just don’t know!

Fuck cops, fuck drug laws, fuck prisons, fuck judges. Smoke weed every day.

!! MADISON CORNER !!

Big news: Madison’s name is Madison Parker. “Madison” is clearly an important name in Aaron’s life.

damn dude

Are Aaron and Madison a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde?

it’s like Thelma and Louise but straight

“Madison Parker” is also the name of an adult actress, which is perhaps why Madison doesn’t use that name professionally.

Five fast facts about Madison Parker that you need to know:

Ok, the Heavy, your second fact here isn’t true :-/ Print a retraction sweaty :-/

Aaron and Madison were both held on ~$4000 bail, which fucking sucks. Fuck bail.

Make sure to run the VIN on any used car that you buy! Take it from me, Lyle, whom once bought a lemon. https://www.research.com/

Madison is a part of the extremely famous Carter family now. That’s crazy.

!! Aaronator of the Week and Month !!

@juliesexcatgirl made this excellent post in the wake of all the arrest hubub:

#justsayin

Also Aaron has a new music video:

#getsoonerorlatermusicvideoto100kviews

Aaron also has a new song called “Champion” and it’s about his dad.

!! CHANTING CORNER !!

Do you #ChantAlong? Try it…you’ll literally definitely like it. #IChantAlong

“Look at my teeth. Look at my face.” — Aaron Carter (see ET Online interview)

Thanks for listening! Thanks for chanting! Check aaronsparty.com for updates as always. :-)

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