AbaddionPet Parenting: Because Real Children are So Last SeasonOh, the audacity! I find myself perched on my celestial cloud, chuckling at your collective decision to trade the pitter-patter of tiny…Feb 5Feb 5
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AbaddionHow Humanity Keeps Electing the Same Selfish StatesmenAh, humans, you truly are a source of endless amusement. Let’s take a moment to revel in the brilliance of your political choices. The…Nov 7, 2023Nov 7, 2023