Abel Cohen
Aug 25, 2017 · 1 min read

Americans are the only ones who should. Everyone else wants to come here, so they don’t have a leg to stand on criticizing the destination of choice.

Uncritical patriotism is the last refuge of the jackass. How are you going to make it great again if it’s already so fucking awesome? Solid logic there man.

Growing up midwest among savage idiots like you, I had no doubt liberals are the ones who hate America. Imagine my shock a few years back when I learned conservatives actually loathe it even more!

You fuckers only loved it until we elected a halfblack president. Then it suddenly sucked. And you all changed your fucking tune to make it great again. Implying it abruptly wasn’t/isn’t.

Which is weird. Because throughout my lifetime, I distinctly recall it’s been overwhelmingly old rightwing white guys like you robotically averring we’re always number one! (or number 14 now) Love it or leave it you say. America’s already so great everyone in the world wants to come here!

Thoughtless dismissiveness that any and all criticism — however warranted or justified — is anti or unamerican. Assuming all that’s true, how the fuck you going to make it great again if it already is?!

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