Abel Cohen
Aug 23, 2017 · 1 min read

That’s not a typo. He’s not real, so I always use lower case unless it’s the first word in a sentence. Actually have to back up, delete, and recorrect the autocorrect capitalization. It’s annoying.

I chose life when I was eight! That’s why I always hated fucking church! Because it was in such hypocritical opposition to the bible’s bullshit! Jesus — if he existed — doesn’t give a shit what we do with what’s in our pants! That’s christian baggage piled on top of an ancient palestinian.

Stop threatening me with hell man. That’s not evangelism; it’s intimidation.

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Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable.

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