Abel Cohen
Aug 25, 2017 · 1 min read

You tell me man. I’m not wasting research on it. I don’t give a shit how many slaveholders and native killers did or didn’t believe in a god.

I just know there was a second great awakening. Which means it took you fuckers a long time well into the 20th century to reach critical mass magic belief.

Until then you were a laughingstock, and you soon will be again. Europe rejoiced to be rid of our biblethumping ancestors. Soon the states will too.

The only other modern countries full of proudly prescientific, unrepentant fundamentalist jackasses are state sponsors of islamic terror. Keep up the good work christian.

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