This was kinda funny. I try not to lump them together, but then I consider this:
me: I’m moving next weekend.
women in my life: Do you need any help?
men in my life: Oh, you’re moving?
me: I’m so exhausted from this moving. Now I’m sick
women in my life: Do you want me to come over? Are you finished? Can I do anything?
men in my life: Aww, that sucks. Are you drinking any water?
me: I am so stressed out.
women in my life: Let’s go to the spa.
men in my life: You’re stressed out?