Abhi Shah
Abhi Shah
May 10 · 1 min read

No no.. I remember THE STORIES from the late 90s… omg I’m sure you did too…

WE LOVED THAT HE WAS AN ASSHOLE AND MYSTERIOUS.. Thats what made Tool So awesome!!!

And his voice .. so angelic and gentle.. I thought…

You wanna know the truth.. which I kinda knew is..

HE JUST DID THIS SHIT TO GET LAID!!!!! LOL he’s just a DICK with A Napoleon Complex, a Sex Addict

WE thought he had ALL THESE DEEP PHILOSOPHICAL TEACHINGS with Lateralis and…

HE JUST DOES THIS SHIT TO GET LAID.. by force if necessary..

FUCK MAYNARD and thank you for writing this.

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