For April Fools’, I had a slew of studio pranks prepared. Unfortunately, I popped a nerve in my neck the day before and was bedridden — a reoccurring theme in my life these days.
So here are the pranks I planned, never to be realized, but now I’ll never forget them either. #WowSuchDeepAndPoeticSentence
- My “mentish” (because she’s not really my mentor, but whatever) Viveca hates bananas, so I saved my Cronut box from Dominique Ansel Bakery, wrote “April Fools!” on the bottom, put a banana in it, and if I could have, would have brought it to the other gym she teaches at and left it with a heartfelt note.
- I think googly eyes are the funnest (yes, “funnest”, this is not a serious post) things ever, so I wanted to buy some big ones and stick them onto the toilets in three of the bathrooms. Why not all four of them? Well, because…
- In one of the bathrooms, I would have printed out a zoomed in picture of eyes, cut to the dimensions of a mailbox slot, and taped it to the back of the door. Then, every time someone closed the door and sat down, well, [insert “Somebody’s Watching Me” here].
The latter two probably would have gotten me fired, but eh.
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