C’mon Zack Ford, stop providing facts. In this new day and age, we only deal with alternative facts. Thank you.
(FYI the reason we only deal with alt-facts is because facts are so lame and failing. Is it any wonder Think Progress is a failing source of media. Sad. So overrated. You need to either adapt and use alt-facts like the yugely successful companies Fox and Breitbart. You’ll get your readership up bigly)