HBO Should’ve Gone With My Opening Credits to “Westworld”
Brian Firenzi
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Hahahahaha your version of Westworld for TV: The Intro is pure gold. Fuck HBO they don’t know what’s good for em cause they are in cahoots with Digiorno and Totinos pizzas for ruining my night every time I think I’m gonna have a normal bowel movement but then I eat their pizzas and watch their shows and poop my pants cause it hurts to human and I don’t know what to do with my life, it’s like no matter how hard I try, I can’t convince my parents that I should be allowed to stay for another month but they don’t wanna hear it and they say that I need to stop crying so loud at night cause it wakes them up and I need to figure out a way to take care of myself without they’re help…

But it’s they’re fault that I’m here, so I just think they’re wrong and I should be allowed to stay for another month.

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