Knockturn Allèy hump day .

The half way dump hump pimp pump, slump chump,.

oh goodie daddy time. lol hump day sounds like a dad joke,

When her father was drunk, he’d say to Mary ‘I used to have a brother, you know’, and get a faraway tree look in his eyes. his moon face was on point. Mary tracing the family tree always thought her dad was off his Merlin’s beard rocker. For at the time being , Mary would thin her dad only said weird things when he was drunk . anyway. so it was not a real focal point to examine the exact facts. no Uncles ever happened ot be on the Halloween greetin g card list, so, therefore, the drunk story, was only in her, re-collection of her dads ramblings.

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