ready to go to Hogwarts next week . last week of Diagon Alley .

: Drew VS DORkie

by Adam SPong. 
She was Serenity Glorifica, she was born under the shady dark red moon shy of Ferry of Wisdom. Every day before Hogwarts, she would dress in the most beatuful of outfits ot catch the attention of Drew. . With Her faithful companion ferrek dire Lionworf. They were in the forest when an enchanted plant sniffed around. A great light appeared before them, it showed a vision of herself , older and wiser. Serenitfy was flabergasted, as the rest of the world around her spoke her Furry language that only she knew as a child. How dare they noun my verbies, i will find out who spread my language,. 
She found out it was Dorkie the Elder who got Endless Shaft the miner to find out the secret of her wonderous language. Each day Endless shafter would listen to Serenity talking in here sleep, about her love for Drew. the Denim King of Drew Kingdom. he Endless shafter lived in the Baby blue dungoen under neath Serenity’s bedroom.
Cassandra owned a vast Gothic store franchise and heard about this new age fad, and wanted in on this plot to get some Drew loving. so, in her best disguise she thought about infiltrating the venture. Cassandra thought she would have to tempt the guard, so she slid into her tight red leather pants., and A black tanktop. She also wore a corset made of unicorn breath, and it held her body snuggly , “ finally we are ready to confront Dorkie”: 
continued later.,. ,,