EXT. HIGH SCHOOL. AFTERNOON

A sign reads, “CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OUR GRADUATES.” A bell rings and the entire student population explodes from the school as quickly as inmates escaping from a prison. While inside is now totally empty (or so…

OPEN ON MORTGAGE SPECIALIST:

You probably don’t know what a Flexi-Mortgage is. Here’s a writer to explain.

CUT TO WRITER:

OPEN ON MORTGAGE SPECIALIST:

You probably don’t know what a Flexi-Mortgage is. Here’s a baker to explain.

CUT TO BAKER:

Do you realize, all tough guys cut their nails? Your boss. In the midst of all his bossiness, there’s a moment in there where the nail on his pinky finger takes revenge and bosses him back. And in an evil, menacing voice, says,
“If you don’t cut me by end of day, I’ll cut you, I don’t care.”

Shouldn’t electricians run for public office? They’re the ones with the bright ideas. They’re the ones who give power to the people.

As a campaign adviser, how could you loose with a candidate who had the word “elect” plugged right into their name?

Hole in the crotch. Where does it come from? Do my jeans want me to mate with a lady? Or is there a scientific explanation to all this? After doing hard research for exactly 2 hours and 49 minutes, which so happens to be the run time of the movie Interstellar, I came upon a monumental discovery.