Great perspective on the notion of innate goodness being a factor on a persons health, and asking…
Chris McDonnell
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I’m sorry Mr McDonnell but we see here from your financial records (of which we have full access since we own your sorry ass) that you are a connoisseur of super-sized menu items at Mac & Don’s Supper Club.

As you know from our previous lectures and that summer reeducation camp we sent you to this has been deemed by people much smarter than yourself to be “not good.” Those heart palpitations and bulging left ventricle will have to wait as your place in the angioplasty queue has been awarded to someone with far more social value.

Feel free to overindulge in a pain killer when the discomfort becomes too much, at least they’re free.
Sincerely,
Your NHS Bureaucracy

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