In the interest of diversifying this hysterical, priceless, awesome yuck fest let’s do the Obama administration!
You remember Debbie Wasserman-Jar Jar Binks-Schultz? She was running the DNC when they rigged the election against crazy Bernie. After claiming their servers were hacked by the Russians they denied the FBI an opportunity to do a forensic analysis of their network equipment.
Now Capitol police and the FBI are investigating “serious, potentially illegal, violations on the House IT network” by her long time IT manager Pakistani-born Imran Awan from whom they have seized smashed computer hard drives. Surely you heard all about it on CNN, MSNBC, and ABC?

Then there’s Eric Holder, you know him as the divisive and hyper-partisan Attorney General whose Justice Department damaged race relations in the country for a generation, but did you know he was a Muir Cat in a former life?

Finally, did you know Michelle Obama is really a Wookiee?

