Do These 5 Things to Make Your Life Better Today!

Everyone would love to be a little happier or healthier; these quick tips can get you there right now!

1. Be More Attractive

You’ve heard that attractive people are happier and make more money. Why not give it a try?

2. Be Taller

Tall people make more money and are considered more attractive, which we have already seen is a good idea in #1. Why waste time not being taller? You only live once.

3. Be Whiter

White people make more money, are treated better in almost every situation, and the police love them and respect their rights! Make a promise to yourself to be as white as possible starting right now.

4. Have More Money

It’s not just that being attractive helps you make more money; having lots of money can make you more attractive in return! Why not treat yourself to lots more money? You deserve it.

5. Don’t Ever Die

EVERYONE dreads dying. Aging and disease and accidents threaten us all. But if you never die, what do you have to worry about? Make the decision today to never die or even think about it. You’ll thank yourself later.