How to Fix Yourself and the Whole World in 5 Easy Steps
With much thanks to Diogynes
- Go outside. There are things you can fix inside but Everything is not one of them.
- Sit down on the ground. Just about anywhere will do.
- Wait for a dog to come up. Play with dog. No getting up though, you have to just roll around in the dirt.
- Wait for a person to sit down with you. Now you have two friends!
- Stay there until Everything is right with you. It probably won’t take as long as you think! But even if it takes thirty years, you still will have lots of fun with the DOWGIES.