Troom Troom — possibly the most bizarre channel on Youtube.

When, in a world of clickbait, a youtube channel’s clickbait is so strange it prompts entire conspiracy theories, something must be going on. Enter Troom Troom.

Troom Troom is a notorious channel. It makes pranks, life hacks and various other meaningless 10 minute videos. But that’s nothing new, right? But it gets stranger. It’s filmed in a kind of Disney channel spin off situation, with colours so saturated it’s quite painful. Again, nothing new. It’s narrated by a woman with an impossibly high pitched, fake American accent, the actresses are all thin white women with pornstar names (except occasional butts of jokes — they don’t even try to be subtle with all the body shaming) and the thumbnails are confusing. Like, proper leaning on horror movie crap.

Videos include how (keep in mind this is aimed at young children) to stalk a boy and ruin his relationship with his girlfriend, couples pranks that seem to involve a worrying amount of poisoning each other (literally) and good pregnant vs bad pregnant (pregnancy of cute girls and cheeky girls is very different, apparently. “Barbara”, when dealing with swollen feet, has a massaging pillow. “Alice” stands on a sheet of thumbtacks. I am not making this up).

There are many theories, from out there ones like the actresses being held against their…