Questions about the heavenly system?

1. Was God Jesus’ real father? Does that mean God came to earth and banged Virgin Marry while maintaining her virginity.

2. Is God married or he just occasionally visits earth for ‘night trips’ once in a while?

3. Where is heaven located exactly? Now that we have traveled the space and found no sign of it. Is it in another dimension?

4. If God isn’t marriage then He can’t come here in our house. My society doesn’t allow bachelors.

5.If there are 72 virgins for every male then what’s the exact population for the heaven?

6. Who makes these virgins and who decides their appearance? Are they created in a Virgin creating factory?

7. Do I get a 72+ room bungalow for myself where I keep them separately or they have to be kept in the same room? Who cleans the room and who cooks for all these people?

8. Given the fact that the earth has more than 7 billion people now, heaven should be able to accommodate so many of us. What’s the exact area in square feet?

9. Do women also get 72 men for themselves or there is something else for them? Are these the same women being offered to the men?

10. I have a weird taste in things. Can I choose the colour and age of my women? Or house? Or the dress I wear? Or the food I eat?