Comic strip in French. English translation below.
— Oliver, can we start the stand-up meeting with you, today?
— Sure, ok! Integrating the upgrade module is more complex than expected… It would be safer to postpone it to the next release.
— I see… I believe that you will be able to lead the team holistically towards respecting the expected deadline!
— Damn… I have no clue what “holistic” means… I should look it up on Google…
— He is NOT going to admit that he does not know what “holistic” means… Is he?
— No worries, we’re on it!
— (you idiot…)