Your Lawn Is A Weapon In A War With Your Neighbors
A few Jedi lawn tips to crush your neighbor’s spirit
Lawn wars
If you mow your lawn in an opposite pattern to your neighbor’s lawn (like horizontally when they’ve done it vertically), it’s considered an act of aggression.
That’s a pro tip from a lawn geek.
If your neighbor is a fellow lawn geek, this will be a humiliation.
But if the neighbor doesn’t even notice, is the aggression wasted and pointless?
Of course not — you still hold the psychological advantage!
Lawn geek pro-tip
A lawn geek also knows that one way to attack your neighbor is to mow your lawn just a little bit taller than their lawn, so it stands out more.
Your neighbor will not be able to recover from that type of offensive strike.
Lawn geek street cred
But listen, you can’t have any lawn credibility if you have brown patches in your grass.
For whatever reason, whether too much sun, or not enough water, if you screw up and get a brown patch of grass, then just throw in the towel on any lawn war, and work on repairing that section.
