Hi. It’s me, Saint Brigid, one of Ireland’s three patron saints! What do you mean, you thought there was just one? OUTRAGE. — Hi. It’s me, Saint Brigid, one of Ireland’s three patron saints! What do you mean, you thought there was just one? OUTRAGE. There are three of us. Me, Saint Columba, and that green-obsessed gobshite Saint Patrick. Let me introduce myself: Brigid — Nun, fifth-century Abbess, Chicken Enthusiast. Patron Saint of…