well ok… is true that it’s probably the most expensive tourist feature in van horn.
Call me what you’d like

Omg a 12 foot roadrunner? Now I have two reasons to make pilgrimage to Van Horn… I’m gonna have to make a small shrine at each of these holy site, maybe sacrifice a coyote or two.. hehe (j/k)

Yeah, the landscape you describe is pretty much what I was expecting, although I’m probably underestimating the scale, having never been there or anywhere similar, really. And thanks for the advice, but I’m not much of a hiker. I might hike to the local bar but that’s about it!